do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
Anonymous said: "JOHN! JOHN!" Sherlock shouted when their new client, a pregnant woman, went into labor before she'd even sat down to tell them about the case. "Sherlock, I'm right here," John told him, "I can see that she's in labor, call an ambulance." "Hey lads, I've got a case for you..." Greg called as he bounded up the stairs, "have you called an ambulance?" "Twenty minutes," Sherlock replies. "I don't think we have that long," the woman shouts. "Don't worry he's a doctor," Sherlock and Greg grin at John.